Maria

I’ve been sober for nine months, but this film made me feel like I was on a bender. At one point, I even had to double-check if the N/A beer I was drinking had alcohol in it. Visually, it’s spectacular—every frame meticulously crafted—but watching it is an exercise in frustration. It’s incoherent, confusing, and seemingly uninterested in making sense.

In the end, it gets a profound “Boo!” from me.